I really have no idea what to put here. I've changed it more times than I can count. But really, how am I supposed to sum up my entirely dull life in a few sentences? I love music and anything that can make me laugh. Life is far too short to take seriously. No one makes it out alive anyway. I'm awkward and not that articulate but if you ever want to talk you know where to find me.

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

(via bckybarnz)

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I want a female villain without a tragic back story. I want her to be evil just for fun.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

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or

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(Source: i-know-everything-im-thedevil)

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hobovampire:

veronox:

hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

(via llama-palooza)

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4 days ago

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via sadleonardo)

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4 days ago

no1knowsmymusic:

tardis—noise:

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

soulless Sam was scary as fuck.

(Source: jamesmcslay, via teamfreekickass)

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4 days ago

personifyingchaos:

Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence

(via hi)

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4 days ago

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

(via sadleonardo)

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4 days ago

bettywhiteprivilege:

"describe yourself in five words"

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(via zackisontumblr)

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