hitlersbreastmilk:

jfef:

hitlersbreastmilk:

jfef:

hitlersbreastmilk:

girls are better bc we can pee and poop at the same time

OMG HOW SICK SO CAN GUYS 

HOW

pee comes from our dicks & shit comes from our asses

but like in the toilet at the same time sitting down???

homleschapel:

me every time harry does a thing

(via secondandstyles)

deadalchemist-library:

missedtheopportunity:

#One of my favorite things about this scene is that it shows that in Castiel’s mind sex=love #I could write so many tags about that but instead I’m just going to stop there #and YOU can think about all the connotations that brings to the table #all the innocence and purity #that he sees sex as an act of love and not a dirty and sinful thing that humans do for entertainment #and when he asks about sex Dean tells him he’s not supposed to talk about it #and because he associates sex with love and the Winchesters never talk about their feelings he thinks he’s not supposed to talk about the human emotions he’s started to feel ever since he pulled Dean out of Hell #so he doesn’t #and dammit I said I wasn’t going to tag this #so basically #from this moment on Castiel was constantly sexually frustrated and thought he wasn’t allowed to tell Dean

I’m not even a part of this fandom(yet) and I just had to repost this because of Cas’s cuteness.

(Source: subterfuge, via deduction-to-seduction)

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

(via foodnun)

meladoodle:

touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

(Source: theamericankid, via deduction-to-seduction)

(Source: the-main-stream-is-bleeding, via textpoops)

(Source: neptunepirate, via sluttyteenwolf)

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

(via deduction-to-seduction)

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

(Source: genderti, via deduction-to-seduction)